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You look a bit flushed

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That's the worst name for a class agitator I ever heard

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Then he sent us home early because he got his paw stuck in a jar

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There's the truth...

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Not in front of the w-o-r-s-t p-o-s-t e-v-e-r

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Now, for an off-topic, not-topical shitpost

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Well, Epstein Island, we've had some great times

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Did someone say, "more Rappin' Ronnie Reagan posts"?

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After so many shitposts, the content just can't have the same impact they once had.

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I can always get a job testing dangerous food additives

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That's what we wanted you city slickers to think!

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Selective Meme-ory

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Happy Friday, America

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They just can't get the spices right

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Why, you've probably never even seen someone tinker with your ticker before

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It's still funny, but not ha-ha funny

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This just in: Go to Hell, Jimmy Swaggart!

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Look what you done to 'em

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Hurtin' hearts need some healing

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Next

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Are you ready to laugh?! I said, "are you ready to laugh?!"

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Oh, fine, I'll toss in a fieldposting bit as well...

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Oh, they got this all screwed up! (take 2,536)

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Arrr! Now we bury the talk of ever mentioning the later seasons for good!

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Well, there were script problems from day one...