You look a bit flushed
That's the worst name for a class agitator I ever heard
Then he sent us home early because he got his paw stuck in a jar
Not in front of the w-o-r-s-t p-o-s-t e-v-e-r
Now, for an off-topic, not-topical shitpost
Well, Epstein Island, we've had some great times
Did someone say, "more Rappin' Ronnie Reagan posts"?
After so many shitposts, the content just can't have the same impact they once had.
I can always get a job testing dangerous food additives
That's what we wanted you city slickers to think!
Happy Friday, America
They just can't get the spices right
Why, you've probably never even seen someone tinker with your ticker before
It's still funny, but not ha-ha funny
This just in: Go to Hell, Jimmy Swaggart!
Look what you done to 'em
Hurtin' hearts need some healing
Next
Are you ready to laugh?! I said, "are you ready to laugh?!"
Oh, fine, I'll toss in a fieldposting bit as well...
Oh, they got this all screwed up! (take 2,536)
Arrr! Now we bury the talk of ever mentioning the later seasons for good!
Well, there were script problems from day one...
