I think we finally got student loan forgiveness via Elon’s coup

I know I’m not paying ANYTHING to the government after Elon took access of all our information. The system’s integrity is no more. And my government loan changed hands at least three times over the past four years so they have no way to prove what I owe and at what interest rates. Can they prove that Elon DIDNT fuck with my info? Without a shadow of a doubt?

If they try to jail me for this-I ask you, a jury of my peers, to find me innocent.

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