Guys hear out me

So basically I was reading about how deers eat crackers since they like to eat crackers, but do crackers like to be eaten. Then I realized that capybaras are chill with all creatures so they have to be chill with deers. THEN I SAW IT. A capybara in a wash tub when I was in Japan. So I came to the conclusion that capybaras take showers to be more chill. As I was thinking about this, I THEN SAW IT. A stray cat when I went to the Philippines, and it was not chill. I also noticed that it stank, so it probably never took a shower. So now I know Showers=Chill, but what does this have to do with Our Queen Shikanoko? WELL as we know she loves to devour as many crackers as possible. BUT ITS NOT ONLY BECAUSE SHE LIKES CRACKERS. She eats the crackers to protect us from the cracker’s unchillness. As far as I know crackers don’t take showers, SO THEY MUST BE VERY UNCHILL. But as we know Shikanoko is VERY CHILL, and everyone wants to be with someone chill, INCLUDING THE CRACKERS. So I’m sure the crackers enjoy being eaten because deers are chill.

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