Most unbelievable movie news

With the rise of social media and the 24-hour news cycle, we're practically inundated with movie news nowadays. Some of it's harmless or predictable enough (such-and-such is coming back for a sequel, a certain film is being remade for the 18th time, etc.). But sometimes...there are announcements from the moment you read them, you're like, "Yeah, ok...I'll believe it when I see it". Has anybody else experienced this and if so, what are your favorite examples? Some of mine are...

*To be clear, I'm not taking about fake news. I'm talking about real announcements that either didn't make sense logically or just sounded like pipe dreams*

  • Batman v Superman and Captain America: Civil War will open on the same day
  • Quentin Tarantino is making a Star Trek film
  • The next Friday the 13th film will be produced by LeBron James
  • A 21 Jump Street x Men in Black film is in the works

And I'm just gonna call my shot with this one...I don't think that Luca Guadagino/Daniel Craig Sgt. Rock movie is gonna happen. I'll be genuinely shocked if it does.