Things I’ve witnessed in the peak sauna that don’t belong in the peak sauna:

  1. Phones
  2. AirPods
  3. Slathering artificially scented lotion all over your legs, or any scented lotion, but especially if it smells like “cupcake”
  4. Wearing a full spanking tight polyester gym outfit with socks and sneakers
  5. On the contrary, wearing nothing and not sitting on a towel.
  6. Shaving your feet with a grater???
  7. Brushing your hair
  8. Books (ruins the binding)
  9. Food, even if it’s and orange
  10. Glass containers
  11. TikToks on full volume
  12. Staring