The Extra Greeting is a lie.
We have been led to believe that subscribing to the man known as “Kurtis Conner” would result in us being given an “extra greeting”. This is a lie. Excluding the fact that he’s stopped this system altogether (probably from the shame of knowing he’s been found out) there never was any “extra greeting”.
“If you’re new here; what’s up, how’s it going? And if you’re coming back; what’s up how’s it going, it’s really good to see you again, I hope you’re doing well”
One might assume that the “extra” in “extra getting” would mean that the greeting itself is greater and grander, perhaps having extra words.
HOWEVER. In some of his videos, such as “TikTok’s Worst Dating Coach”, he specifies with text;
“Subscribe for me to say hello twice”
And so it turns out- we were wrong.
“But Alexis!” I hear you say “he just means’ extra’ as in ‘another’ so it works out!”
FOOL! You have fallen into his trap. Listen to the wording. The first greeting is for those new here. The other is for those who aren’t. You cannot be both. No matter your state, only ONE of these greetings is designated for you. You do not receive a second greeting!
So. You don’t receive a second greeting, yet this is what he says. Therefore, we’re can reduce that Kurtis Conner (if that even is his real name) is truly a criminal mastermind who has schemed over 5 MILLION innocent users with false promises into pledging their loyalty to his cause.
We’ve truly been got.
/j