$15 Million USD every year but...

every year - randomly - you get teleported to Point Nemo with no humans in a one mile radius from you. When you spawn in, you are given a five foot canoe with nothing in it. You must stay in the boat for one minute which is indicated by a timer on the canoe.

In this time, 20 non-lethal spiders, each 5 inches wide, spawn on the canoe. Unlike normal spiders, however, these spiders love to cling to humans and will stop at nothing to crawl onto you.

While you may jump off the boat at any time, the timer will reset and begin adding seconds until you crawl back onto the canoe.

In terms of preparation, you will get teleported with a shirt and shorts - which you may keep - and no items held before previously can help you. If an item is left at Point Nemo before the teleportation, it well get displaced to outside the one mile radius.

Would you take the offer?

edit:

I saw a few points that I wanted to clarify:

You teleport back to where you were beforehand(the spiders do not teleport back with you lol!)

The teleportation will commence on a clear day to avoid outside interference. If its somehow rainy every single day of the year at Point Nemo, then I guess you get a pass for that year!

Once you accept the offer, you must do this every year till death. Also, the teleport can happen at any time of day, even when your sleeping.

The teleportation will commence on a clear day to avoid outside interference. If its somehow rainy every single day of the year at Point Nemo, then I you get a pass for that year.

If your boat capsizes, the timer will turn off till you can flip it back up again. Once this occurs, the spiders respawn!