Sodexo employee here; why are you Marines so damn prissy?

I'm just doing my job here at the front counter, making everyone in line write out their social security numbers or whatever IDs you guys use. Out of the blue, I hear this Marine absolutely scream louder than the Fox Sports channel on every TV combined about another Marine just because he had a fucking hat on; I just thought he was with the red shoulder guys or something. Super awkward, and I even had to lift up one of my co-workers over my shoulders so he could see what was going on.

For being the toughest branch in the world, you have some absolute hair triggers over the dumbest shit. You might even get my job one day.