Personal Preference: What’s your favorite hotdog toppings and condiments?

In my time I’ve found that people seem to have a lot of really big opinions on what is and is not appropriate to put on a hotdog. Mustard and Relish, chili, maybe you think Ketchup is reserved only for sociopaths.

Me personally, I just prefer to avoid a mess. Ketchup and Mustard, MAYBE some cheese, and that’s it.

All I can say is that you better keep that Chicago Dog away from me.