Ordinal Linguistic Personification

Hello :) I’ve recently discovered I have a form of synesthesia known as Ordinal Linguistic Personification. In simple terms, in my brain numbers and letters have personalities, genders, and interpersonal relationships. Also in my case some algebraic equations and grammar rules also have those things!

For example, Two is an old lady who bakes sourdough bread and Three is her red neck husband. Five is their rebellious mid teens grandson who lives with them.

Another example, the I before E rule. E is a prick who thinks he’s better than everybody and I is a quiet, artsy kid who has no friends. When I is put before E in a word, everybody gasps and whispers then congratulate I. (Because he’s ahead of E in line)

I love it! I love being able to share what makes sense to me. Please request numbers, letters, and equations for me to explain :3