I need help with a funny star wars quote

I am not well versed in the star wars world. I just made an art piece for a friend for christmas. Basically I found a religious photo and then replaced Jesus with Obi Wan Kenobi. I don't know many references and I'm trying to put a funny quote or made up quote to put underneath the photo. It can be something that sounds like something Obi Wan would say or something that relates to his as a character. I would appreciate if it also had some kind of religious undertone, but that is not required. give me your best :)