Section 31. Why just why.
Star Trek is supposed to be Star Trek, right?
What the hell was this? Guardians of the Galaxy? Avengers? Some shitty video game I rented accidentally?
Did they seriously think this movie would fly on any level? NONE OF IT MAKES SENSE!!!!
WHY would she take on a French alias?! What FUCKING alien or even human person would be remotely thrown off by or even know enough about her for it to make sense.
And that is such a tinnnnny littttle morsel of a shit nugget of a detail which perfectly sums up why this movie sucks. SO MUCH ATTENTION to weird, unneccessary, even canon-breaking details, and zero attention to coherant story line. Or any consideration for you know STAR TREK?!??!
Let's pick a mentally slow mech person to be on our team! Whose body is easily hackable!!! Wait! Let's have TWO HACKABLE SPIES?!?!??! And an observer. And the way they introduced the team. Soooo cornnnnnny. I digress.
I just don't know which Star Trek to waste my time on anymore. Because yeah, it is all just entertainment, and a waste of time, but come on. Let's get back to making Star Trek and less making Star Wars/DC/Marvel supercross hybrid movies/tv series.
Please pretty please.