Fellas, I'm suspecting she didn't like my bio
This is the main part of a first letter I've received recently. At first I was slightly perplexed but generally I had a good laugh thinking about whatever the state this person must've been in while writing this rant. Hey, at least it's clear she did carefully read my bio - that's a lot more than what I expect from a first letter these days, even if in this case it was channeled in a... curious manner.