What should I name my Mace?

On my friends' realm, I am the only one with a mace. People very rarely mess with me since they know I can superslam them instantly. I want to have an epic name for the mace. Currently it's named "THE SUPER SLAMMY DOUBLE WHAMMEY KABLAMMEY!!!!" as a joke, but that's not intimidating enough. What would be a better filler for "[player] was smashes by [player] using [mace name in pink]?