“Intensely stupid” and other well-worded riffs

Was just watching Attack of the Giant Leeches. While one of the townsfolk is talking to the conservationist dude, he says something and Crow adds “keep in mind I’m intensely stupid” in the hillbilly’s voice.

I love this joke because no one but a smart person would ever add the adjective “intensely” to stupid. It’s such a weird, nerdy point of emphasis.

Anybody have other nerdy, bookish type riffs that really stick out for you from the show? “He’s never known the touch of a woman” is another favorite, just a very literary way to call someone an incel.