That Moment When Youre Waiting for the Brain Gains… and Waiting… and Waiting…

You take your first dose of Lion’s Mane, expecting to become a Zen master overnight. Day 2? Still waiting. Day 5? Maybe a tiny tingle of wisdom. Week 2? At this point, I should be writing philosophy books, but I just lost my keys again. Meanwhile, some guy on Reddit is claiming he unlocked the secrets of the universe in 3 days. Bro, how?!