“Hey, Appropriate_Use, why haven’t you gone back to work yet?”

I’m getting antsy being at home and thought “oh, let’s see what the job market looks like right now?”

A joke. It looks like a joke.

Some of these postings have icky “mean girls office” vibes, some are asking for a laundry list of experience for the low wages, and others are just lazy.

And they wonder why assistants bounce office to office, leave the game entirely, or have zero desire to put in maximum effort?