AITC because I strive for excellence?

Grand Duchess Sophia Turtle, again.

I heard Bunny broke her leg two months into adoption and, well, it was necessary for me to show her that she's second place instead of first of place! I picked the kitchen sink child lock like some regular hooligan and licked everything! Mother noticed my not feeling well and off we went!

She's going to be mad at me, so AITC??