I have a Santa Claus fetish. AMA.

When I was a little girl, my favorite movie was the 1994 film the Santa Clause. I had a crush on Tim Allen because of that movie.

As an adult, that movie gives me a sense of childhood nostalgia, I am really turned on by two scenes in particular. The scene where Scott wakes up and looks in the mirror to discover on himself a big belly and a beard ( https://youtu.be/O6tTwmyDukQ?si=rrrQglvobIsuU5gL ) and the scene where he visits the doctor ( https://youtu.be/-4prSn3exwc?si=qn4izS07ZzL498gF ). I always get wet watching that scene.

One time, when I was in middle school, I was on a committee for the Christmas party. One teacher had her husband dress as Santa Claus. I actually insisted on giving him a big hug and a little kiss on the cheek, because of how sexy he was. I did not tell him that I thought he was sexy, a 30-something year old man may have been creeped out hearing that from an awkward angsty 13 year old.

A long time ago, my husband and I where celebrating our first Christmas as a married couple. I asked him if he had ever watched The Santa Clause trilogy. He said that he saw the first film, but not the second or the third. I insisted on watching the second and third film with him. He agreed to watch the movies with me when I told him that the movies makes me horny.

This one time, I bought a Santa suit for my husband as a Christmas present. It was really a gift for myself. I asked him to wear the jacket and the fake belly during sex. The removal of the pants and the boots was part of the foreplay. To be clear, I took the pants and boots off of him. I told him to eat some freshly baked ginger bread cookies before sex, that was his kisses would taste like ginger bread and he would smell delicious while we did it.